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Jasper Tiler (29.03.2009, 05:09)
I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
people will believe in HIM.

For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.

How can I take a photo of GOD???
Shawn Hirn (29.03.2009, 05:28)
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<ee800b2b-f88b-4571-a150-3f8e69939351>,
Jasper Tiler <slimier_trap> wrote:

> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
> How can I take a photo of GOD???


Take a photo of yourself. No one can disprove you're God, so go for it.
N (29.03.2009, 08:45)
"Jasper Tiler" <slimier_trap> wrote in message
news:9351
>I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
> How can I take a photo of GOD???


I recall an answer to a similar question some time back.

You need to use a very low resolution camera.

Because the Devil is in the Detail.
Ray Fischer (29.03.2009, 09:15)
Jasper Tiler <slimier_trap> wrote:
>I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
>people will believe in HIM.
>For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>How can I take a photo of GOD???


Die and don't let go of your camera.
Ron Hunter (29.03.2009, 10:19)
Jasper Tiler wrote:
> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
> How can I take a photo of GOD???


Well, first, you will need a VERY wide-angle lens.
Nicko (29.03.2009, 14:13)
On Mar 29, 2:15 am, rfisc...@sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote:
> Jasper Tiler  <slimier_t> wrote:
> >I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> >people will believe in HIM.
> >For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
> >How can I take a photo of GOD???

> Die and don't let go of your camera.


I disagree.with the camera part.

Just die.
Matt Clara (29.03.2009, 14:52)
"Jasper Tiler" <slimier_trap> wrote in message
news:9351
>I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.


While you're at it, I know some kids who would like some proof of Santa
Claus and the Easter Bunny. And then there are the goth kids, who'd like
some proof of vampires and werewolves...

For that matter, I heard there's a mythical supermodel who wants to have my
babies--can you get a picture of her? A phone number would be good, too.
sligoNoSPAMjoe (29.03.2009, 15:26)
On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:09:07 -0700 (PDT), Jasper Tiler
<slimier_trap> wrote:

>I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
>people will believe in HIM.
>For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>How can I take a photo of GOD???


Well if you had proof, then no one would need to believe as it
would be proven. On the other hand if you believe in God, you don't
need proof.
SMS (29.03.2009, 16:11)
Jasper Tiler wrote:
> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
> How can I take a photo of GOD???


You have to us a full frame Canon D-SLR.
local - Core 2 Duo (29.03.2009, 16:11)
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> "Jasper Tiler" <slimier_trap> wrote in message
> news:9351
> I recall an answer to a similar question some time back.
> You need to use a very low resolution camera.
> Because the Devil is in the Detail.


It is hard to find low resolution camera now.
ray (29.03.2009, 16:36)
On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:09:07 -0700, Jasper Tiler wrote:

> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all people will believe in
> HIM.
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
> How can I take a photo of GOD???


Drink lye - that should get you there quickly.
Marvin (29.03.2009, 18:31)
Jasper Tiler wrote:
> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
> How can I take a photo of GOD???


At Mt. Sinai, God told Moses, "You may not look at my face,
but I will show you my goodness.
Robert Coe (29.03.2009, 18:50)
On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:09:07 -0700 (PDT), Jasper Tiler
<slimier_trap> wrote:
: I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
: people will believe in HIM.
:
: For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
:
: How can I take a photo of GOD???

The Judaeo-Christian tradition teaches that God spends most of his free time
at places where people are helping others who are down on their luck. For
example, you might go volunteer at a soup kitchen. When you've finished
helping serve a meal, you could round up some of the underprivileged kids who
are there and try to brighten their lives by teaching them to appreciate the
art of photography. Maybe you could talk some rich Capitalist into springing
for some cameras to give to the kids to help them get started. You may not
actually see God there; but if you keep at it, maybe he'll eventually see you.
And arguably that's the next best thing.

Bob
Matt Clara (29.03.2009, 19:15)
"Marvin" <physchem> wrote in message
news:n254
> Jasper Tiler wrote:
> At Mt. Sinai, God told Moses, "You may not look at my face, but I will
> show you my goodness.


And my badness, and I shall mix them together, pell-mell, so that you shall
often wonder whether I exist at all, and thou shall desire to photograph me,
to prove my existence, but that brings us back to the face thing, so thou
shalt just forget about it, or suffer my annoyance."
Ron Hunter (29.03.2009, 21:55)
Matt Clara wrote:
> "Marvin" <physchem> wrote in message
> news:n254
> And my badness, and I shall mix them together, pell-mell, so that you shall
> often wonder whether I exist at all, and thou shall desire to photograph me,
> to prove my existence, but that brings us back to the face thing, so thou
> shalt just forget about it, or suffer my annoyance."

The problem is, that most religions seem to believe that in order to
actually see HIS face, you must be dead. Any volunteers?

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